Enjoy some laughs courtesy of these UU jokes.
Q: How does a UU walk on water?
A: She waits until winter.
- How many Unitarian Universalists does it take to change a light bulb?
- One, to write a solemn statement which will affirm the following:
- We affirm the right of all bulbs to screw into the sockets of their choice regardless of the bulb’s illumination preference.
- UU’s seek for each light bulb the fullest opportunity to develop itself to its full potential.
Q: Why did the UU cross the road?
A: To support the chicken in its search for its own path.
Q: Why can’t UUs sing very well in choirs?
A: Because they’re always reading ahead to see if they agree with the next verse.
Q: What do you get if you put two Unitarian Universalists together?
A: Three opinions.
Q: What do Unitarian Universalists believe in?
A: Fair Trade Coffee!
Q: What do UUs and Dracula have in common?
A: They both have origins in Transylvania and they both shy away from the cross.
Q: What did the UU who was studying Zen ask the hotdog vendor?
A: “Make me one with everything.”
Senior minister: I’ve been thinking about low turnout in our evening classes. What are we going to do about adultery?
Member: Wha—? Oh! — you mean “adult RE.”
Senior minister: Yes, that’s what I said.