Enjoy some laughs courtesy of these UU jokes.

Q: How does a UU walk on water?

A: She waits until winter.

  1. How many Unitarian Universalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  2. One, to write a solemn statement which will affirm the following:
  • We affirm the right of all bulbs to screw into the sockets of their choice regardless of the bulb’s illumination preference.
  • UU’s seek for each light bulb the fullest opportunity to develop itself to its full potential.

Q: Why did the UU cross the road?

A: To support the chicken in its search for its own path.

Q: Why can’t UUs sing very well in choirs?

A: Because they’re always reading ahead to see if they agree with the next verse.

Q: What do you get if you put two Unitarian Universalists together?

A: Three opinions.

Q: What do Unitarian Universalists believe in?

A: Fair Trade Coffee!

Q: What do UUs and Dracula have in common?

A: They both have origins in Transylvania and they both shy away from the cross.

Q: What did the UU who was studying Zen ask the hotdog vendor?

A: “Make me one with everything.”

Senior minister: I’ve been thinking about low turnout in our evening classes. What are we going to do about adultery?

Member: Wha—? Oh! — you mean “adult RE.”

Senior minister: Yes, that’s what I said.